The Amazing Paintball Scam

Dear Victims,

For the soon-to-be whingers, here are some pseudo-interesting facts:

-Wake up time to play golf in Brunei if you're Yazid Yasmin: 5.00am

-Wake up time to go fishing in Vietnam if you're Hien Nguyen: 2.00am

Be at Central Station by 7.20 tomorrow--Saturday, the first of September two-thousand and seven--morning.

Please don't start.

Bring your passport, a change of clothes, decent footwear to run around in, sports shoes i suppose--no steel toe boots--, $70.00 for those who have shamefully not paid yet, $21.30 for transportation costs--i'm not sorry, but it was the cheapest i could get--, perhaps some lunch and your passport and your passport and your passport and that red little book you used to smuggle your way into this glorious land.

A summary for the slow of wit amongst us:

Date: Saturday, 1st September 2007
Meeting point: Central Station (Sydney)
Time: 7:20am
Bring: $21.30, decent footwear, PASSPORT, lunch, hate & misanthropy.

Regards,

Yoshi X,
Event Organizer Extraordinaire